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star wars queer headcanons are really funny to me not in a “haha cringe” way but because anything you headcanon for anakin obviously applies to darth vader too and the sentence “darth vader is bisexual” is just really so hilarious to me. imagining darth vader in full armor drinking iced coffee, cuffing his jeans (worn over the armor), sitting weird, and other extremely online bisexual cliches
Ok but imagine if his prosthetic legs are made in a way where it hurts to sit correctly so he just sits like bi people stereotypically do
stormtrooper BH-981: lol bisexuals just can NOT sit like normal people! the most bisexual sit of all time
darth vader literally just trying not to scream in agony from the cybernetic rivets digging into where his knee flesh meets his prosthetics and knowing full well that he’s choked out higher ranking officers for far less:
I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol
Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol
